Indecisiveness

Still Life with Cheese probably late 1870s Antoine Vollon

Bring the cheese

A glass of wine please
And, yes, bring the cheese.
But, no, I don’t need it
In fact, what a regret?
Me and cheese we don’t agree
Later tonight I’ll be howling up a tree!
But today is my birthday
I deserve something risqué!
Bring the whole board my good man
And don’t give me that look Diane!
Forget it, forget the cheese, I’ll take the salmon
Besides, it’s only the last decade I’ve been vegan.